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clarification for newbies

Since I received my first libelous comment this morning, time has been spent poking through the archives. I canot find (anywhere in the archives) where I bluntly state exactly what it is I do. Sure, I’ve said this (See the orange box!):

I know, shocker! In fact, my contract with the Doyenne has a very strict NDA (non-disclosure agreement) which prohibits many things, including but not limited to: meeting clients. Since I do not meet my clients, I am not turning tricks nor having sex with them. I only talk with them on the telephone. ON THE TELEPHONE!

Perhaps I gave readers to much credit? I don’t think so. I believe it’s a small subsection of my viewing base that cannot interpret the above “I TAKE CALLS…” Perhaps they think that I talk on the phone whilst magically performing mind-altering oral sex? Or, could it be that they  believe that I give hand jobs whilst chattering away to my friends, and/or using my iPhone to update twitter and this blog?

I guess since the above verbiage on the main page wasn’t enough, this statement on the About page, doesn’t help either:

So really, it’s all my fault since SOME PEOPLE can’t take the information I have given them, process it and conclude that I ONLY TAKE CALLS.  You know all the times I talk about the phones not ringing here, here and here means nothing.

To Melissa of Minnesota, I am very sorry that you couldn’t take the time to read then process information on this site. I’m sorry you  jumped to conclusions about what I do. I’m sorry I wasn’t clear enough for you and didn’t explicitly state it. It’s all my fault that you posted this comment, on my last “a dream-y post”:

Just so you will understand, Melissa, so there aren’t any further misunderstandings: I do not have sex with my clients. We discuss, on the telephone, a variety of sexual desires and, I’m certain you would think, perversions. So your comment about turning tricks is off base.

If it didn’t afford me a standard of living I was comfortable with, I wouldn’t do it. Discussing the particulars of my earningst is vulgar and very bad manners. And, frankly, in this economic downturn, you show how small-minded and petty you are by attempting to belittle me for not rushing out to buy a $1900 footstool or a $2900 chair. Without planning and budgeting, could you afford to make such large purchases?

P.S. Make certain to read the Notice before you post.

clarification for newbies

Since I received my first libelous comment this morning, time has been spent poking through the archives. I canot find (anywhere in the archives) where I bluntly state exactly what it is I do. Sure, I’ve said this (See the orange box!):

I know, shocker! In fact, my contract with the Doyenne has a very strict NDA (non-disclosure agreement) which prohibits many things, including but not limited to: meeting clients. Since I do not meet my clients, I am not turning tricks nor having sex with them. I only talk with them on the telephone. ON THE TELEPHONE!

Perhaps I gave readers to much credit? I don’t think so. I believe it’s a small subsection of my viewing base that cannot interpret the above “I TAKE CALLS…” Perhaps they think that I talk on the phone whilst magically performing mind-altering oral sex? Or, could it be that they  believe that I give hand jobs whilst chattering away to my friends, and/or using my iPhone to update twitter and this blog?

I guess since the above verbiage on the main page wasn’t enough, this statement on the About page, doesn’t help either:

So really, it’s all my fault since SOME PEOPLE can’t take the information I have given them, process it and conclude that I ONLY TAKE CALLS.  You know all the times I talk about the phones not ringing here, here and here means nothing.

To Melissa of Minnesota, I am very sorry that you couldn’t take the time to read then process information on this site. I’m sorry you  jumped to conclusions about what I do. I’m sorry I wasn’t clear enough for you and didn’t explicitly state it. It’s all my fault that you posted this comment, on my last “a dream-y post”:

Just so you will understand, Melissa, so there aren’t any further misunderstandings: I do not have sex with my clients. We discuss, on the telephone, a variety of sexual desires and, I’m certain you would think, perversions. So your comment about turning tricks is off base.

If it didn’t afford me a standard of living I was comfortable with, I wouldn’t do it. Everyone needs to earn a wage. However, discussing anything beyond that is vulgar and very bad manners. And, frankly, in this economic downturn, you show how small-minded and petty you are by attempting to belittle me for not rushing out to buy a $1900 footstool or a $2900 chair. Without planning and budgeting, could you afford to make such large purchases?

P.S. Make certain to read the Notice before you post.

clarification for newbies

Since I received my first libelous comment this morning, time has been spent poking through the archives. I canot find (anywhere in the archives) where I bluntly state exactly what it is I do. Sure, I’ve said this (See the orange box!):

I know, shocker! In fact, my contract with the Doyenne has a very strict NDA (non-disclosure agreement) which prohibits many things, including but not limited to: meeting clients. Since I do not meet my clients, I am not turning tricks nor having sex with them. I only talk with them on the telephone. ON THE TELEPHONE!

Perhaps I gave readers to much credit? I don’t think so. I believe it’s a small subsection of my viewing base that cannot interpret the above “I TAKE CALLS…” Perhaps they think that I talk on the phone whilst magically performing mind-altering oral sex? Or, could it be that they  believe that I give hand jobs whilst chattering away to my friends, and/or using my iPhone to update twitter and this blog?

I guess since the above verbiage on the main page wasn’t enough, this statement on the About page, doesn’t help either:

So really, it’s all my fault since SOME PEOPLE can’t take the information I have given them, process it and conclude that I ONLY TAKE CALLS.  You know all the times I talk about the phones not ringing here, here and here means nothing.

To Melissa of Minnesota, I am very sorry that you couldn’t take the time to read then process information on this site. I’m sorry you  jumped to conclusions about what I do. I’m sorry I wasn’t clear enough for you and didn’t explicitly state it. It’s all my fault that you posted this comment, on my last “a dream-y post”:

Just so you will understand, Melissa, so there aren’t any further misunderstandings: I do not have sex with my clients. We discuss, on the telephone, a variety of sexual desires and, I’m certain you would think, perversions. So your comment about turning tricks is off base.

If it didn’t afford me a standard of living I was comfortable with, I wouldn’t do it. Everyone needs to earn a wage. However, discussing anything beyond that is vulgar and very bad manners. And, frankly, in this economic downturn, you show how small-minded and petty you are by attempting to belittle me for not rushing out to buy a $1900 footstool or a $2900 chair. Without planning and budgeting, could you afford to make such large purchases?

P.S. Make certain to read the Notice before you post.

clarification for newbies

Since I received my first libelous comment this morning, time has been spent poking through the archives. I canot find (anywhere in the archives) where I bluntly state exactly what it is I do. Sure, I’ve said this (See the orange box!):

I know, shocker! In fact, my contract with the Doyenne has a very strict NDA (non-disclosure agreement) which prohibits many things, including but not limited to: meeting clients. Since I do not meet my clients, I am not turning tricks nor having sex with them. I only talk with them on the telephone. ON THE TELEPHONE!

Perhaps I gave readers to much credit? I don’t think so. I believe it’s a small subsection of my viewing base that cannot interpret the above “I TAKE CALLS…” Perhaps they think that I talk on the phone whilst magically performing mind-altering oral sex? Or, could it be that they  believe that I give hand jobs whilst chattering away to my friends, and/or using my iPhone to update twitter and this blog?

I guess since the above verbiage on the main page wasn’t enough, this statement on the About page, doesn’t help either:

So really, it’s all my fault since SOME PEOPLE can’t take the information I have given them, process it and conclude that I ONLY TAKE CALLS.  You know all the times I talk about the phones not ringing here, here and here means nothing.

To Melissa of Minnesota, I am very sorry that you couldn’t take the time to read then process information on this site. I’m sorry you  jumped to conclusions about what I do. I’m sorry I wasn’t clear enough for you and didn’t explicitly state it. It’s all my fault that you posted this comment, on my last “a dream-y post”:

Just so you will understand, Melissa, so there aren’t any further misunderstandings: I do not have sex with my clients. We discuss, on the telephone, a variety of sexual desires and, I’m certain you would think, perversions. So your comment about turning tricks is off base.

If it didn’t afford me a standard of living I was comfortable with, I wouldn’t do it. Everyone needs to earn a wage. However, discussing anything beyond that is vulgar and very bad manners. And, frankly, in this economic downturn, you show how small-minded and petty you are by attempting to belittle me for not rushing out to buy a $1900 footstool or a $2900 chair. Without planning and budgeting, could you afford to make such large purchases?

clarification for newbies

Since I received my first libelous comment this morning, time has been spent poking through the archives. I canot find (anywhere in the archives) where I bluntly state exactly what it is I do. Sure, I’ve said this (See the orange box!):

I know, shocker! In fact, my contract with the Doyenne has a very strict NDA (non-disclosure agreement) which prohibits many things, including but not limited to: meeting clients. Since I do not meet my clients, I am not turning tricks nor having sex with them. I only talk with them on the telephone. ON THE TELEPHONE!

Perhaps I gave readers to much credit? I don’t think so. I believe it’s a small subsection of my viewing base that cannot interpret the above “I TAKE CALLS…” Perhaps they think that I talk on the phone whilst magically performing mind-altering oral sex? Or, could it be that they  believe that I give hand jobs whilst chattering away to my friends, and/or using my iPhone to update twitter and this blog?

I guess since the above verbiage on the main page wasn’t enough, this statement on the About page, doesn’t help either:

So really, it’s all my fault since SOME PEOPLE can’t take the information I have given them, process it and conclude that I ONLY TAKE CALLS.  You know all the times I talk about the phones not ringing here, here and here means nothing.

To Melissa of Minnesota, I am very sorry that you couldn’t take the time to read then process information on this site. I’m sorry you  jumped to conclusions about what I do. I’m sorry I wasn’t clear enough for you and didn’t explicitly state it. It’s all my fault that you posted this comment, on my last “a dream-y post”:

Just so you will understand, Melissa, so there aren’t any further misunderstandings: I do not have sex with my clients. We discuss, on the telephone, a variety of sexual desires and, I’m certain you would think, perversions. So your comment about turning tricks is off base.

If it didn’t afford me a standard of living I was comfortable with, I wouldn’t do it. Everyone needs to earn a wage. However, discussing anything beyond that is vulgar and very bad manners. And, frankly, in this economic downturn, you show how small-minded and petty you are by attempting to belittle me for not rushing out to buy a $1900 footstool or a $3800 chair. Without planning and budgeting, could you afford to make such large purchases?

clarification for newbies

Since I received my first libelous comment this morning, time has been spent poking through the archives. I canot find (anywhere in the archives) where I bluntly state exactly what it is I do. Sure, I’ve said this (See the orange box!):

I know, shocker! In fact, my contract with the Doyenne has a very strict NDA (non-disclosure agreement) which prohibits many things, including but not limited to: meeting clients. Since I do not meet my clients, I am not turning tricks nor having sex with them. I only talk with them on the telephone. ON THE TELEPHONE!

Perhaps I gave readers to much credit? I don’t think so. I believe it’s a small subsection of my viewing base that cannot interpret the above “I TAKE CALLS…” Perhaps they think that I talk on the phone whilst magically performing mind-altering oral sex? Or, could it be that they  believe that I give hand jobs whilst chattering away to my friends, and/or using my iPhone to update twitter and this blog?

I guess since the above verbiage on the main page wasn’t enough, this statement on the About page, doesn’t help either:

So really, it’s all my fault since SOME PEOPLE can’t take the information I have given them, process it and conclude that I ONLY TAKE CALLS.  You know all the times I talk about the phones not ringing here, here and here means nothing.

To Melissa of Minnesota, I am very sorry that you couldn’t take the time to read then process information on this site. I’m sorry you  jumped to conclusions about what I do. I’m sorry I wasn’t clear enough for you and didn’t explicitly state it. It’s all my fault that you posted this comment, on my last “a dream-y post”:

Just so you will understand, Melissa, so there aren’t any further misunderstandings: I do not have sex with my clients. We discuss, on the telephone, a variety of sexual desires and, I’m certain you would think, perversions. So your comments about turning tricks is off base.

If it didn’t afford me a standard of living I was comfortable with, I wouldn’t do it. Everyone needs to earn a wage. However, discussing anything beyond that is vulgar and very bad manners. And, frankly, in this economic downturn, you show how small-minded and petty you are by attempting to belittle me for not rushing out to buy a $1900 footstool or a $3800 chair. Without planning and budgeting, could you afford to make such large purchases?

a dream-y post

If I had the money to spare, I would purchase this and install it in my bedroom immediately. I just love how the gold, turquoise, white and cream go so well together. To me, it’s a plush, dreamy landscape conducive to relaxing. After all, that’s what is supposed to happen in the bedroom.

I can picture a large vase of fresh flowers melting over the top of the turquoise chest, the petals mimicking the ruched voile of the duvet cover. The chest doubles as a night stand, hiding all the books, magazines and assorted ephemera away from prying eyes. Okay, so it will keep clutter at bay, truthfully. I’ll just put junk into the drawers.

Knowing me, the chair will be a hazardous pile of handbags, torn stockings, scarves and a whatever else I can manage to put on it. I cannot claim to being the tidiest woman. Certainly, I love how it looks, de-cluttered and clean. I just can’t seem to keep a room that way.

I love the interiors of historic homes; I just don’t want all the fuss in mine. (Reason: See above.) Certainly, I realize this room isn’t fully dressed. Artwork, curtains, paint or paper schemes are missing. I need to design the remaining rooms of my home and select a color scheme to flow throughout. I believe  house ought to flow, one room into the next. After all, it’s the story of your life.